It’s Wednesday yet again all my fellow furniture salesfolk.
I don’t really sell furniture, that was extremely misleading.
Do you ever wonder what the people at Hallmark think when printing cards that they don’t understand?
Yea, me either.
I bet the computers have feelings there at Hallmark. Everything has feelings at Hallmark. They make dogs that bark along when you read a book for pete’s sake.
WHO is pete anyway? Is he/she/it proper, so should it be Pete, or pete? UGH!.
So, I had some coffee today, that was nice. I’m also a little worried about the outcome.
Do you think the guy that Carly Rae Jepsen sings about in Call Me Maybe is a zombie? like,
Your stare was holdin’,
Ripped jeans, skin was showin’
Hot night, wind was blowin’
Seems a bit zombie ish to me.
You know, what if we really do have a zombie apocalypse. Or an alpacalypse, that’d be amazing…a zombie alpaca is just a creepy ass thought though.
I think I’d just go ahead and become zombified, why fight the inevitable?
Can a dog zombie turn you into a zombie? Or only other dogs?
Why do zombies have to be so ugly?
Ever seen a pretty zombie? Ever seen a zombie? Or a vampire? or even just a ghost.
Someone tell me a ghost story!
The Real Life: Paranormal Activity
hahaha.
xoxoxo
That One Girl
Just Plain Twisted 